'Sons of Anarchy' returns tonight for its fifth season. This is a thing that is important.

Hey, remember that time Time put a picture of a woman breastfeeding a toddler on the cover of their magazine and people around the world got all skeeved out by it? Guess what. It's going to be a TV show now. Produced by the creator of Dance Moms Yeah.

Cougar Town/Dancing With the Stars (ABC) - ATTENTION MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN WHO PROBABLY DON'T READ THIS BLOG: Watch "Cougar Town" before "Dancing With the Stars" tonight.

Southland (TNT) - Season finale.

After three weeks of interminable re-runs, Christmas specials, and dead air, the winter television season often has a way of sneaking up on us.