Lindsay Lohan turns down 'Dancing with the Stars,' because she has DIGNITY.

According to an inside source, all the contestants and dancers on "Dancing With the Stars" are boning each other. Also, Carrie Ann Inaba fell off her chair.

The network season officially ended last night.

Here is the complete list of things that will result in me doing a post about "Dancing With the Stars":Attractive female contestant falls out of dressSomeone does the Turk DanceA cast member from a '90s television show aimed at children or teens is announced as a contestantSame as above but with DMX or Coolio or any member of the Wu-Tang Clan or Boyz II MenFemale dancer attempts tricky dance move and her stiletto flies off and stabs an audience member in the throatThat Bruno guy finally snaps while judging a performance and just, like, whips out his ding-a-ling or somethingTom Bergeron gets fired and is replaced with an animatronic panda named BambooSomeone poops and/or pees their pantsA spaceship lands on the roof of the studio and the aliens come inside and start vaporizing audience members with a space laserNFL player wins the whole shebang and starts rolling around the stage like he's on fireSo, here you go.

House (FOX) - Series finale.

There's a lot of TV news floating around right now.

Justified (FX) - I could not possibly be more excited about the prospect of a Dickie Bennett/Boyd Crowder collaboration.

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Justified (FX) - ALERT: In light of last week's events, the Boyd Crowder Hair Threat Level has been temporarily elevated from "Child Using a Balloon to Produce Static Electricity" to "Cartoon Electrocution.