Today's links, featuring a funny juxtaposition and Colonel Meow the angry cat starting a Facebook war with Boo the Dog.

"Lookin' hella swole, bro.

If someone held a gun to my head and demanded that I explain who Ashley Tisdale is or else take a bullet to the brain I would only be able to respond by saying, "Something something.

[via]Despite what the documentary found footage in Jurassic Park may have taught you, dinosaurs probably couldn't run (see the dream-crushing studies here, here, and here).

Did you know Howard Stark's cameo was cut from SNL's "Schmitt's Gay" commercial.

Relevant.

This dog needs wayfarers and an 80s soundtrack.