It's the end of an era, people.

Miracle at the Mine (ABC) -- This special edition of "20/20" will preempt "The Whole Truth," which will disappoint the zero people who find "The Whole Truth" more interesting than the most compelling news story of the year.

Lady Gaga is the biggest pop star in the world and seems to be intent on maintaining her carefully crafted persona, so it would be ridiculous to think that she'd act in a cameo appearance on a crime drama spin-off for old people, but that won't stop gossip reporters from reporting pointless rumors and hearsay.

TV Guide has released a list of what the top television stars earn, and while the recession and lower revenues have forced networks to pay some stars less, looking nice and pretending to be someone else on camera still beats the hell out of that master's degree you got in social work just to make $40,000 a year.

As noted earlier this week, Rob Zombie directed the episode of "CSI: Miami" that will air on Monday.

"Oh yeah, I saw Jade.

We Internet denizens have a lot of fun with Horatio Caine, the "CSI: Miami" investigator played by David Caruso.

Next week, each of the three variants of "CSI" -- "CSI: Miami," "CSI: New York," and "CSI: Original Flavor" -- will take part in a "triple crossover" episode in which Laurence Fishburne goes around to all three cities because a killer has cast the various limbs of slain hookers across those cities.

Get a look at this.