Let's just get this out of the way right now: David Fincher is a very visually accomplished director, and he's good with actors, but he's got no story sense whatsoever and precisely one theme: everything sucks.

It's always amusing to us when people who should know better use "comic books" as a shorthand for "morally simple".

"There's only two things I hate in this world.

I've seen the teaser trailer to David Fincher's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo many times now but until I just watched the Cable Guy x Dragon Tattoo trailer below it hadn't occurred to me just how mash-tastic it is, which admittedly makes me an idiot seeing as how this mashup has already been on YouTube for a couple of weeks, along with other variations, and I spend all day on the internet.

I don't know about you, but I did my best to avoid the web this past weekend, hopelessly in need of a brief de-wiring and generally consumed with getting my leisure on.