Here are some pictures of David Hasselhoff dressed like a pirate while sitting on the car from "Knight Rider." Naturally.

Oh, stop whining, at least it's not the picture with the puppies.

Now that "Rescue Me" creator Peter Tolan is done honoring New York City firefighters, he's taken on a project that REALLY matters: writing a script for a "Baywatch" movie.

David Hasselhoff is a confused old drunk who has no business being in front of a camera, but he has a kind of kitschy charm, so he still gets TV jobs even though he was fired from "America's Got Talent," canceled by A&E, and booted off of "Dancing withe the Stars" before The Situation and Margaret Cho.

If you ever want a good laugh, check out David Hasselhoff's IMDb page: 30 years of "The Young and the Restless," several "Baywatch" variants, and TV movies (who can remember 1998's Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield.

It's National Ice Cream Week, which means I finally don't have to feel bad about the half dozen empty Ben & Jerry's cartons littered around my couch.

"The Hasselhoffs" debuted with back-to-back episodes on Sunday, and that was enough for A&E to decide that it didn't want to do that again, as the cable network has pulled the eight remaining episodes from its schedule.

A surprising result in last night's "Dancing with the Stars": David Hasselhoff was voted off the show.

There's good news and bad news.