FYI, Morrissey is still out there, being a dick. His latest targets: Beyonce and Paul McCartney.

Here is a video of the CFO of a medical device company showing the world exactly how not to respond to the Chick-Fil-A controversy: driving through one of the restaurant's drive-thrus to rudely berate the young girl working the window.

If it wasn't previously abundantly clear to the world that ridiculously celebrated writer of angry diatribes Aaron Sorkin -- "the Tyler Perry for liberal arts majors" -- is a dick of staggering proportions, he all but pronounced himself Sir Dickus Maximus, King of the Dicks in an interview over the weekend with a young lady reporter from the Globe and Mail.

Despite numerous critics absolute trashing of Aaron Sorkin's new HBO show, The Newsroom, I watched the pilot episode (which you can now watch in its entirety on YouTube) last night and actually liked it quite a bit.

Last night I attended an Aziz Ansari stand-up performance.

While my faith in humanity was briefly restored this morning upon the news that That's My Boy and Rock of Ages both tanked at the box office over the weekend, it pretty much all went away when I read this news story out of Jackson, Mississippi this morning.

I think it's abundantly clear at this point that Jay Leno is evil.

Last week Kansas Governor Sam Brownback gave a speech to students participating in the state's Youth in Government program.

Cable news person turned internet news person is pretty much universally regarded as the world's biggest d*ck, a hyper-intelligent, quick-witted being cursed with the temperament of the cobra in a bed of fire ants and a God complex whose petulant arrogance is only rivaled by the God portrayed in the Old Testament.