Alcatraz (FOX) - Two-hour season finale.

One of my deepest, darkest secrets is that, despite being one of the Internet's most aggressive and persistent mockers of Guy Fieri, I sometimes watch "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.

David Page, the man who created "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" and produced the first 11 seasons with his Page Productions company, sued Food Network for breach of contract after star Guy Fieri refused to work with Page.

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (Food Network) -- Season premiere.