Your boy Skrillex almost ignited himself blowing out the candles on his birthday cake recently. It's not easy being greasy, y'all!

'Jersey Shore's' Pauly D was the 7th highest-earning DJ in the world last year, pulling in $11 million. This seems very reasonable.

It was bad.

Just like Kreayshawn, Lana Del Rey, Odd Future and a few others before him, oddly coiffed DJ Skrillex has seemingly come out of no where, propelled by the internet, to suddenly be all over the goddamn place.