Just take Old Spice's money already, Earl.

Here's DMX putting his own spin on "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," complete with a few of his "WHAT!"s and "COME ON!"s tossed in. CLICK.

Rapper DMX doesn't seem to understand the concept of "Google," or computers in general, actually.

The theme to PBS's 'Reading Rainbow' gets mashed-up with a bunch of barking and yelling by DMX. This is why the Internet was invented.