DSK: Oh, and who's this delicious-looking croissant with the caramel-colored skin and pearl necklace around her neck.

It's been a rough week for maids.

From Craigslist:Have you ever become infatuated with someone you knew only from the Internet, someone you didn't really know outside of the Internet at all.

When we last checked in on Bernard-Henri Lévy, the French intellectual was showing up late to a party at Tina Brown's house accompanied by Daphne Guinness, his catsuit-wearing mistress, where he bragged about having just come from convincing Nicolas Sarkozy to go war with Libya.

Media Blames Facebook Trend For Man's Death A man in Australia fell to his death while "planking" (AKA playing the Lying Down Game), a less-fatal example of which can be seen above.