Donald Driver Was Somewhat Excited About Winning ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Here is the complete list of things that will result in me doing a post about "Dancing With the Stars":Attractive female contestant falls out of dressSomeone does the Turk DanceA cast member from a '90s television show aimed at children or teens is announced as a contestantSame as above but with DMX or Coolio or any member of the Wu-Tang Clan or Boyz II MenFemale dancer attempts tricky dance move and her stiletto flies off and stabs an audience member in the throatThat Bruno guy finally snaps while judging a performance and just, like, whips out his ding-a-ling or somethingTom Bergeron gets fired and is replaced with an animatronic panda named BambooSomeone poops and/or pees their pantsA spaceship lands on the roof of the studio and the aliens come inside and start vaporizing audience members with a space laserNFL player wins the whole shebang and starts rolling around the stage like he's on fireSo, here you go.