I don't watch "American Idol," so I didn't see Jennifer Holliday's performance with the runner-up, Jessica Sanchez, last night.

I think we can all agree that Internet catchphrases and old school video games go together like peanut butter and jelly.

More often than not, using a taser on someone usually ends with cheese and wine -the occasional phone number exchange- and it's because of this not-lethal-enough stigma that the fine folks over at Taser’s R&D lab in Scottsdale, Arizona decided to amplify its effectiveness by 50,000 volts.