Fewer and fewer BlackBerries are getting plucked. RIM, on the other hand, might be pretty much plucked over.

We've been whaling on the AT&T-Mobile merger for a while, not because we hate capitalism, but because it was so blatantly lazy, and the spin AT&T put on it was so blatantly disingenuous.

When we last checked in with the terrible idea of merging AT&T and T-Mobile, AT&T had just withdrawn their merger bid from the FCC over Thanksgiving to make sure their damning, unfriendly, and generally "no effing way this is ever happening dude" report wasn't released.

We recently predicted that RIM wouldn't make it to the end of 2012, and frankly, since then, they haven't done much to argue otherwise.

Netflix, as the entire internet knows, raised prices to much more wailing and gnashing of teeth, proving it was literally the worst thing to ever happen to white people.