Chris Brown to himself: "You know, that space on my neck could really use some filling in. I should get a tattoo of a beaten woman there!"

A vaguely negative review of Drake's Take Care has been erased from Google after Universal Music Group filed a bogus copyright complaint.

I know you might be shocked to hear this, but Chris Brown and Drake haven't kissed and made up since their wimpy brawl earlier this month.

When we last checked in on the aftermath of the Fight of the Century Where There Can Be No Winners, Drake's flack was all, "Fight.

As you've probably heard by now, the fight of the century where there can be no winners went down last night when Chris Brown and Drake got into a skirmish, allegedly over the rights to Rihanna's surely other-worldly honey pie.

So, Drake and Chris Brown walked into a New York City bar and.

With the exception of tuning in occasionally for episodes of Human Giant, Jackass, Cribs and the early stages of Jersey Shore, I haven't really watched MTV with much regularly in recent years, so I'd honestly no idea that Punk'd was back and doing new episodes.

Before last night, I'd no idea that oil billionaire and frequent Daily Show guest T. Boone Pickens was on Twitter, much less that the old man might actually be following meaningful jizzer Drake, aka "Drizzy." But he is, on Twitter at least, and one thing is blatantly apparent: his trolling skills are killer, and he knows how to expertly take down slow-moving prey when he sees it.

For reasons that seem to defy obvious explanation, Drake released not one but two music videos on Friday night (Friday evenings on holiday weekends are traditionally time people dump things they don't want others to see).