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John Morillo is just a broâ€™s bro with a little bit of confidence in his swimming abilities and the balls to back it all up.
In the "Better Energy," you can enjoy the London-based band Moones get more and more drunk, over 80 beers.
Listen to a DJ for the BBC, Paula White, get drunk and hauled off air during her last day.
â€śPapaâ€ť John Schnatter is, of course, the founder of the Papa Johnâ€™s pizza franchise, and heâ€™s a graduate of Ball State University.
Few things gets us Interweb bloggy types more fired up than when an athlete gets arrested, as it gives us a chance to be indignant, poignant and self-righteous if that athlete hurt another person (or worse) or it allows us to make endless jokes at that athleteâ€™s expense.
A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.
Enter the world of BEERCUP DRUNKEN FOOTBALL.
The Melbourne Cup, for those unaware (and climb out of your hole already), is Australiaâ€™s biggest annual horse race, so itâ€™s a lot like whatever those horse races that people pretend to like here in America.
ABC news anchor Diane Sawyer seemed like she may have had a few glasses of wine before going on the air last night. I support this wholeheartedly.
Sarah Shahi showed up to Craig Ferguson's show drunk, made masturbation innuendos, and put her bare leg up on his desk. She seems fun.
It's just like drunk Bohemian Rhapsody from the back of a cop car, except with less driving under the influence and more hot guy-on-feline action.
This 40-year old guy was arrested at the Masters on Sunday.