Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of In the offing for today:Athena007 set the gas fight scene in Zoolander to Bernard Herrmann's Vertigo score.
G4 has launched their Epictober Film Festival with The Hunt, a short film based on Nintendo's Duck Hunt, the only game which succeeded in making me hate a dog.
The Piper McKenzie theater company in Brooklyn are currently performing "Theater of the Arcade" for this year's FringeNYC Festival.
Last year we posted several geeky parody valentines before Valentine's Day, and we're continuing the tradition, posting these early enough for you to print them out (especially the last one) and give them to the one you love.
The news cycle is slow today, so you know what time it is.
PICTURES: "The Big Caption is a new blog that takes photos from The Big Picture and reposts them with giant, in-photo captions rendered in fancy type.