Spoiler: His setup for Kindergarten Cop is the best part.

And so the comedy gods came down to earth and found YouTuber buzzclikverifyme and said to him, "Find your special edition Total Recall DVD, listen to the Arnold Schwarzenegger audio commentary, and from there you shall know what to do.

Redditor ropeyhodges posted a highlight reel of Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Total Recall, and it is fantastically literal.