Jon Stewart and the team at "The Daily Show" are never better than when they're mocking the moronic programming on 24-hour news channels.

Last night, just as I was about to drift off into my subconscious world where I'd have dirty, rough sex with my waitress at dinner last night, the Daily Show came back from commercial and Jon Stewart uttered the following sentence: "Here at the show, we rag on CNN a lot, mostly because they're terrible.