A couple of weeks ago I was this close (*holds index finger and thumb apart in gesture that could indicate closeness or penis size*) to posting something about the $1 Million eBay auction of the photo that supposedly proves Nic Cage is a vampire from 1870's Tennessee.

Great Scott.

Last week marked the two-year anniversary of the tragic death of one of the most celebrated pop culture icons in modern history – Billy Mays.

As thousands of Harold Camping's followers have changed their personal planners to highlight October 21 as the new date of the Rapture, a woman in a Chicago suburb believes that something big happened on May 21 after all.

When all is said and done and Prince William and Kate Middleton say, “Oi do”, retail stores in and around London are expected to have pulled in as much as £550 million in profit.

Let me start by saying the answer to the second question is an emphatic yes, but first let's talk about Facebook's big thingy.

Feel the need to have something that was close to famed author (and virtual hermit) J.

Picture unrelated.

Personally, I prefer to cover my toilets in Cosmopolitan Magazine and stains, but I realize that I'm in the minority here.