Proving once again that people will take something good and then squeeze every last crumpled, torn, stained dollar bill out of it until all that's left is a cracked, rotten shell on the floor and a bunch of weirdly mixed metaphors, there's a "Seinfeld" food truck now.

We already broke down the Wonder Woman TV show's terrible.

Who didn't see this coming.

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