Want to make sure your kid will get beat up at the park? I dunno why -- to uh, build character? Whatever the reason, ensuring a beating is now easy because some guy has started selling remote controlled planes that look like the Starship Enterprise...

Paramount has spent most of the last ten years or so essentially mugging Trekkies for their lunch money before finally giving them a Dear John letter with J.

No, not that Enterprise.

Well, sorta.