At the Daytona 500, Erin Andrews rejected 50 Cent's kiss on live TV, and it's fantastic.

In his post-Oscars show, Jimmy Kimmel aired an informercial spoof for "humpilates," which was painfully unfunny but notable because it featured actresses like Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Emily Blunt, and Jessicas Biel and Alba.

"Kickoff Cookoff," a tailgate-themed cooking show, debuted on TLC last night with little fanfare -- a surprise, given that the headline-grabbing Erin Andrews serves as a co-host.

Lingerie Football League (MTV2, Friday) -- Season premiere.

ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews rose to greater (and well-deserved) fame with a an impressive run on "Dancing with the Stars" -- a remarkable return to the public eye after a stalker released nude video of her taken from peephole videos in different hotels.

As part of her new contract with ESPN/ABC, the world's most lovely and delicate sideline reporter Erin Andrews will host the first hour of ESPN's "College Gameday" at 9 AM ET on ESPNU.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) -- Season finale.

The live telecast of "Dancing with the Stars" ran late last night, so I ended up watching the last couple minutes of the elimination ceremony.

JAKE PICKED THE CROSS-EYED SLUT -- On "The Bachelor" finale, Jake's family and everyone in America preferred Tenley, the better-looking girl who wasn't a bitch, but Vienna proved that a Hooters girl without a gag reflex really can do anything if she does enough kegels.