Little do said lunatic producers realize the internet is way ahead of them when it comes to coke-fueled Expendables 3 casting.

I can just picture the cast of Expendables 2 huddling over a round of Ensure boilermakers, discussing how they're each going to do their part to connect with the kids to promote the movie.

I went in envisioning photos of myself with Sly on one side and Arnold on the other, followed by Terry Crews tossing me in the pool for no reason whatsoever.