Crystal Dynamics and Square Enix are rebooting Tomb Raider, take Lara Croft back to her start as an adventurer, and the first gameplay video was unveiled at E3 this week.

Below is the safe for work (so safe for work, even the swear words are bleeped out.

Cool girls don't look at explosions.

Graham King (The Town, The Departed, The Tourist, I'm sensing a pattern here) has acquired the film rights to Square Enix game "Tomb Raider" with plans to reboot the franchise in multiple films with his company GK Films.

I'm sick of writing about this movie already and it's Friday, so let's just sum it up like this: "Explosions and boobs.

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(full sized banner here)Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch -- AKA "Explosions and Boobs" -- releases all over the backs of theater seats on March 25, 2011.

A lawn mower race erupted in violence this week when a man on a large lawnmower bumped into a smaller lawnmower after reaching the finish line.

By now, I think it's pretty safe to assume that most everyone is aware of director Zack Snyder's upcoming "oh my gawd, it's like masturbating to an American live-action anime" movie, Sucker Punch.