Do I have a good reason for posting this "Breaking Bad"/Urkel photoshop mash-up.

Please trust that I would never, ever inflict "American Idol" upon you without good reason.

You guys, you probably already know this, but drugs are bad.

Score another one for local news: this report from CBS affiliate WREG-3 details how Memphis's Westside Middle School has implemented the "Urkel Initiative," in which students who wear their pants too low are punished by getting their pants hiked up to their navels and zip-tied in place.

This video, from TGIF staple "Family Matters," features two evil puppets dancing to a 90s hip hop beat.

Nobody wanted or asked for an acoustic emo version of the theme to "Family Matters," yet here it is, ready to transform our hands from creative tools into balled fists of vengeance and destruction.

Gallery: 1988 in Los Angeles is currently hosting an exhibit called Idiot Box Artwork, in which all of the shown pieces are inspired by "television's guilty pleasures.