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photoshopped by MattGrasp your swords firmly and strap in, because it's about to get F**KING METAL in here.

Say what you want about the classic fantasy novel The Hobbit, but one thing's for sure: it's a total sausagefest.

So, despite long delays, the quitting of Guillermo del Toro and every acting union in the planet threatening to boycott it (and then backing the hell off), apparently filming's actually begun on the two-part film version of The Hobbit.

If you're a fan of comedy fantasy, then you're probably a fan of Terry Pratchett.

As Peter Jackson continues his march to what everyone thought was a sure-to-never-be-made Hobbit movie, he's been slowly re-collecting all the actors that appeared in the Lord Of The Rings.

The UK tabloid The Sun recently reported that Martin Freeman was in talks to play Bilbo Baggins in the supposedly upcoming Hobbit movies (if they ever escape the collapsing black hole that is MGM), but had turned it down to continue in the BBC series Sherlock.

The jugular, Elmo.