OK, so you'll be the size of a parade float, but parts of your body will not be rotting off and you won't go blind. So fair trade.

Fast food restaurants throughout Britain could be the target of a new Fat Tax in 2012 that would charge the owners £1,000 before they open to the public as part of a new program that would create awareness of childhood obesity.

So you did it again, right.

Before you ask.