"Scuffgate", because we've literally run out of anything important to whine about as a society.

Last week we had '1990s Problems'. This week we have '1890s Problems' to remind us that things could have been much, much worse.

The 1990s nostalgia train continues, except instead of reminiscing about our collective past we're going to re-live our collective whininess in the form of a blubbering James Van Der Beek.

Imagine First World Problems lady has a cousin.

Hey, remember when there was all that righteous vengeance and furious anger last year over Netflix clumsily trying to dump a part of its business that had become a massive liability.

A couple months ago First World Problems Cat introduced us to the daily injustices of being a pampered house cat.

First World Problems Cat knows the daily injustices of being a house cat. This sad white cat is just never grateful. This sad white cat is all of us.

I've been wanting to do a meme watch on first world problems for a while but whatever internet governing body decides on which macros to adopt for which memes hadn't assigned one and it's just been a bunch of sub Reddit entries and unoriginal hashtagged tweets without the perfect image to bring the whole thing home and I've been left growling and shaking my fist at the most meta first world problem of all.

As most PS3 owners know, because 360 owners won't stop gloating about it, the PlayStation Network is still down, thus bringing sadness to all the griefers and that thirteen-year-old who swears every third word because he thinks it makes him edgy and inspires gamers to new heights of team-killing.