Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

Guy Fieri, whose best friends are named Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P, recently bought a pinot noir vineyard in Sonoma County, California. God help us all.

In his ongoing effort to terrorize America's tastebuds, Guy Fieri is distributing new food abominations like S'mores pizza across the land.