THIS: "It was a butt-dialing blunder that led police to the man they say orchestrated the fatal shooting."

FLORIDA or OHIO...or both?!?

It's Florida. It's ALWAYS Florida.

Because of the ridiculous way the country's founders set up how we elect presidents, this election may come down to how Florida and Ohio, the two most ridiculous states in the union, vote. God help us.

A Florida man named Richard Levine has just inherited his father-in-laws 13,000 item clown collection -- masks, toys, dolls, paraphernalia, etc. -- and it is TERRIFYING.

Quick.

You know that scene in True Romance where Eliot is getting blown by a whore while speeding through the hills of Hollywood only to wind up with cocaine all over his face after getting pulled over by a cop.

There was an attempted robbery of a credit union, and the local news found a local bystander who witnessed the unsuccessful getaway.

Oh boy, it's time to play FLORIDA OR OHIO.