A homeless man named Timothy Carr entered a Brooksville, Florida, Walmart on Sunday night, grabbed an alcoholic beverage from a shelf, started boozing and took himself a little joyride on a motorized shopping cart, for which he received a DWI.

Despite hundreds of hunters from around the country currently participating, the Florida Python Challenge has resulted in just 30 dead snakes so far.

Remember Balloon Boy? Well he's now fronting a metal band. Our Balloon Boys grow up so fast in America!

Time to step up your game, Ohio. Florida has been dominating these of late.

It's Florida. It's ALWAYS Florida.

Because of the ridiculous way the country's founders set up how we elect presidents, this election may come down to how Florida and Ohio, the two most ridiculous states in the union, vote. God help us.

We now wait for Ohio to respond by one of its residents having sex with a table, not on one. Oh, wait, it already happened in 2008.

Florida resident Edward Archbald collapsed shortly after winning a python in a bug-eating contest. This is tragic, and we deal with it by looking at GIFS.

When I heard that the Daily Show would be traveling down to Tampa to cover the Republican convention I immediately became giddy with excitement over the barrage of Florida jokes sure to come. Last night's episode did not disappoint.