Though it feels like we've known her our whole life, we were only introduced to the Girl with the Butthole Tattoo four days ago.

Butthole tattoos are the new anal bleaching. You heard it here first.

Clocky and Playhouse Friends by Allison Hoffman [via] Last weekend, the Sew Nerdy art show opened at the Bear and Bird Boutique in Lauderhill, Florida.

Two West Virginian men have filed suit against Kim Kardashian this week, claiming that she is an Al Qaeda Operative and that she made a sex tape with a unicorn.

When I initially watched the video below, I was absolutely convinced it was fake -- maybe some sort of misguided attempt at viral marketing by Starbucks, or, conversely, a genius bit of viral marketing by a Starbucks competitor.

Quick.

The courts have been taking an increasingly dim view of copyright trolling, and good for them.

The fact that I can't stop laughing at this ridiculous story -- out of Florida (Longwood), naturally -- can mean only one thing: I must share it with you, dear UPROXX reader.

We've had a couple reminders lately that Chris Brown is the absolute worst, like the stuff he tweeted after the Grammys and the rumor about his sexy new pick up line, and now we have another reason to cast a side eye at Team Breezy.