Poor Detroit.

Certainly you've heard of Tim Tebow, right.

Because I obviously have nothing better to do with my life, I spent a good chunk of yesterday browsing through the Wikipedia page for "Home Improvement," Tim Allen's grunt of a series that ran over 200 episodes.

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I don't hate sports, but I hate the hell out of professional sports leagues.

As of this weekend, it's been seven years since Mark Zuckerberg, Dustin Moskovitz, Chris Hughes, and Eduardo Saverin launched Facebook from a Harvard dorm room.

Louis CK: Hilarious (Comedy Central Sunday) - A friend recently brought it to my attention that I say "HA-larious" instead of the correct "hill-arious.

Ugh.

No Easy Decision (MTV) - MTV's special on the difficult decision and consequences of abortion airs tonight at 11:30.