Smurfin' Smurfs.

It's been a while since we've had a good Forgotten Classic, and this one is a doozy: "Heil Honey I'm Home," a British sitcom meant to spoof American sitcoms of the 1950s.

Today's Forgotten Classic is a 1999 Disney Channel original movie called The Thirteenth Year.

Oh man.

"Hart to Hart" isn't a Forgotten Classic in the usual Uproxx definition: that is, it wasn't a straight-to-DVD bomb or a quickly canceled puddle of post-Indian food diarrhea.

A couple weeks ago, somebody sent me a brief clip of Ben Stiller introducing a campy clip of a TV show called "Heat Vision and Jack," starring Jack Black as an astronaut who gained super-intelligence, Owen Wilson as the voice of Heat Vision the talking motorcycle, and the late Ron Silver as Ron Silver, a NASA bounty hunter looking for Black.

Today's Forgotten Classic is "Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills.

Yes, that's a starfish on his badge.

The finest animal-related Web discovery today is "Skippy the Bush Kangaroo," a "Lassie"-esque Australian TV series for kids that originally aired from 1966 to 1968 before coming to syndication in the U.