This morning America was introduced to its new hero early in the week, a recent college grad named Max Rice who appeared on Fox & Friends. Watch in delight as Max makes a fool of Gretchen Carlson, who is probably eating the heart of the producer who booked Max right this second.

Few things are funnier than when Fox News and its "journalists" do something so revolting, so blatantly not "fair and balanced" that the company desperately tries to walk it back, as they say, usually going to great lengths to scrub evidence of whatever revolting thing they did from the internet in the process.