If you've ever thought to yourself, "Whatever happened to Haley Joel Osment, that little creepy kid from The Sixth Sense.

We've already told you about Alan Goldsher's creatively bankrupt attempt to cash in on both the Beatles and zombies, and apparently the novel is good enough, or at least marketable enough, to merit a rehashing of the idea before anybody else can get to it.

Ever read Frankenstein and think, "Hey, this would be much better if it was a mystery.