A day after compiling the best Season 4 Swansonisms, the Parks finale gave us arguably the finest Swansonism of the season and I feel compelled to lead with it this morning.

Confession time.

With the Community-Law & Order episode happening last night there was pretty much zero chance this post wasn't coming this morning.

This feature has been on hiatus ever since the Archer finale.

Seeing as how I can never get this done before noon EST and the old title was simply trying too hard, this week represents a simplification of this segment that I think we can all agree is for the better.

I really should come up with a more appropriate title for this segment since it is seemingly impossible for me to have it ready before noon EST, but it has such a nice ring to it.

That's right.