The funeral for Slayer's Jeff Hanneman had a mosh pit, making it the greatest funeral ever.

William McCoy, 59, passed away from congestive heart failure on September 9 of last year at the Harlem Hospital Center in New York, and that might not mean anything to you if you’re not familiar with the man and his work.

Shockingly, Pearl Jam's "Alive" is nowhere to be seen on the list of 2012's most popular funeral songs.

A funeral service was held yesterday in Palo Alto for Steve Jobs, one described as having "ultra-tight security" like that of a UN general assembly meeting or something.