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As Stephen Colbert puts it, "rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program." Allow him to explain, with some help from William Shatner, of course.
MoreAs Stephen Colbert puts it, "rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program." Allow him to explain, with some help from William Shatner, of course.
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