In his latest commercial, the Geico pig breaks up a relationship and jet skis off with some guy's girlfriend.

One Million Moms is protesting the commercial where a girl tries to woo the GEICO pig, because they say the ad "promotes bestiality." This is ridiculous.

Thanks to a new commercial, we can now confirm that the creepy GEICO talking pig DOES, in fact, have his driver's license.

50 important questions about the incredibly disturbing new GEICO commercial where a talking pig and a human girl are on a date.

We've already celebrated the best. Now let's shower the worst commercials of 2012 with hate.

Okay, it's one thing for bloggy blogs like Filmdrunk to hilariously and accurately compare Taylor Lautner's face to a llama's, but it's another when the New York Times is dissing his looks in their review of Abduction, which I will not see, EVER, just as I will never see any movie in which Taylor Lautner is cast as the lead actor.