Franziska Hansen is a German woman with large breasts. Tim Schmidt is a German lawyer Franziska dated. He is not a fan of motorboating, apparently.

Remember that girl in Hamburg, Germany who a few weeks ago had over 1,500 people show up for a birthday party at her parents house when she announced it with an open invitation on Facebook, causing over 100 police officers to have to be dispatched to break up the party.

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Not that we resent science for simply trying to advance robotics, but when you build something, look at it, and realize you've built a Terminator hand, you really have to ask yourself what, precisely, you're trying to achieve as a scientist and whether it happens to be a good thing.

More often than not, television commercials for local businesses can be rather weak, like this one here (sometimes even mildly racist).

Well, this article should be a learning experience for all: if there happens to be one language that I'm even worse at than German, it's the Star Trek based vocabulary of Klingon.

I realize that it must get pretty tiresome having intercourse with people who find you attractive.

Look, so I realize that this is going to sound pretty out there, but a recent study has just confirmed that women find guys who can dance good more attractive than guys who cannot.

Japanese computer company EIZO has the right idea when it comes to promoting their high-end monitors to doctors: they get Germans to do it for them.