I've noticed, as have many others, an influx of text message spam over the past few months.

In its ongoing quest to make you use Google Plus even though nobody, anywhere, cares about it, Google is going to offer more "integration" with your GMail.

No, you're not the only one who just screamed, "What the f*ck, Gmail.

Russia is, as we all know, currently in the process of getting over this whole "democracy" thing and getting back to being the oppressive brutal regime it once was before Stalin died and things went all wussy.

Every year, Google has an April Fools gag, like a plan to print out your emails and send them to you, or unleashing an AI on the Internet to build a website (said AI has since invaded government servers).