Also, the camera kinda sucks and you'll need to pair it with your phone to get full functionality. Totally worth $1500 for a beta test, right?

Tweeted something about #IfIHadGlass? Google is giving out your golden ticket to, uh, pay them $1500 to be in a beta test. Yay?

Yeah, there's "reasonable concern about privacy issues and mores in the digital world", and then there's, well, this.

Google Glass is at SXSW... but it won't be going much farther.

Google Glass is banned from a Seattle dive bar. Mostly for reasons of taste.

Somehow, we think worrying about Google Glasses being stolen by thieves won't be much of a concern. Thieves don't generally want to look like dorks.