CBS's Standards and Practices issued a "wardrobe advisory" regarding the 2013 Grammys, and it is the funniest thing CBS has done in years.

As you may have noticed, we've been quite entertained by the whole Bon Iver/Grammys saga, what with Justin Vernon, aka Bon Iver, being on record as loathing the awards show while CBS continues to relentlessly promote it with Bon Iver music and imagery, despite the fact that Vernon and his band are not performing on the show.

Fresh off Bon Iver being nominated for four Grammy Awards, the New York Times published a series of unused quotes from an interview with Justin Vernon that ran earlier in the year in which the bearded hipster crooner from Wisconsin trashes the Grammys.