On the late Tony Scott's TV career, and the rest of the Morning Links.

"Oh, Krieger-san. Soon we will be married, yes?"

You're killin' me, MTV.

I heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger liked husky maids.

A Staten Island man gave his wife a fatal beating because she refused to pay $5.

Charlie Sheen spent the weekend being Charlie Sheen, which is to say he was partying in Las Vegas with three porn stars, among them Bree Olson.

Let's Spend the Night Together: Confessions of Rock's Greatest Groupies (VH1) -- Part of VH1's series of "Rock Docs," this will be hosted by Pamela Des Barres, who hooked up with Jim Morrison, Mick Jagger, Jimmy Page, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa, and many more.

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