This morning America was introduced to its new hero early in the week, a recent college grad named Max Rice who appeared on Fox & Friends. Watch in delight as Max makes a fool of Gretchen Carlson, who is probably eating the heart of the producer who booked Max right this second.

I'm very much in favor of America having a right-leaning news network, but I wish that Fox News could execute it without tripping over its dick.

The charming empty vessels at "Fox and Friends" recently discussed a study that claimed married couples are less likely to develop dementia than aging single people.