Rep. Steve Cohen apparently has a thing for Cyndi Lauper. And he's using Twitter to try to win her affection, apparently.

I can't be the only one mildly disturbed by even the lightest Twitter flirtation between Britney Spears and Russell Crowe, right?

"Vampire squid" is a name that science has wasted on the biological equivalent of that kid in first grade who ate paste. Seriously.

There's always been a problem with being a mad scientist; namely, keeping organs in jars going long enough to create the proper atmosphere when you bring a woman in a white silk dress back to your lab to meet your half-monkey, half-pony monster which will RULE THE WORLD.