McKayla Maroney will guest star on the upcoming season of "Hart of Dixie," where she and Rachel Bilson will presumably make stink faces at people for an hour.

Look: I watch Rachel Bilson's "Hart of Dixie," but that shouldn't be taken as an endorsement.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) - Now that Kristin Cavallari and Elisabetta Canalis have been voted off, I assume viewers of this show will go back to their usual Monday night plans of hiding in the bushes outside fitness centers and throwing ham at yoga instructors.

Last week I posted brief synopses of the four new shows that the CW is adding to its schedule next year, and while I thought they sounded terrible, I didn't realize they'd be THIS awful.

The CW unveiled its new fall schedule, which I will share with you because it's important to know what shows you're never going to watch.

It's pilot season, which means that actors are getting cast in shows that may or may not make the air at a much faster rate than I can possibly keep track of.