Do you know why you hate Nickelback? Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump thinks you don't, and he writes about "hater culture" in an epic blog post.

Thieves made off with what Earlie Johnson believes is one of the largest pornography collections in all of Michigan. Initial reports had Johnson’s jag swag valued at $6,500, but he believes that was short a stack and the collection is actually worth upwards of $7,500. And now he plans to rebuild it.

"FOUND HULK.

Haters.

RELEVANT.

Hey ladies.

Bryan Curtis of The New York Times has a long interview with George Lucas where he discusses Star Wars fan rage, the difficulty of getting studios to take Red Tails seriously, his retirement of sorts, his girlfriend, and the "nuking the fridge" scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Memes come and go and only a chosen few have any semblance of staying power.